Counterpoints:

Typical herb post

“I learned a lot about myself as a man. I got to control my emotions. I will always control my emotions now.”

Haha I wasn’t trying to kill your buzz! I was genuinely curious. I wouldn't put it past JR to stroll into the opponent's locker room with a victory cigar lit, not matter how unrealistic that scenario may seem.

She got the whole pipe I believe.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

burrito bowls are for pussies who “don’t need all those carbs”

The White Walkers

Mei is Bae.

In his defense, Brady Hoke hasn’t been driving a forklift for that long.

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

Bernie is staying in the primary, that is in no way the same thing as being in the general. Bernie’s name is not going to appear on ballots in November so there is no way it can be a Perot/Bush situation. And to be pedantic, I’m not sure you know what tangential means.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

I think generally the grocery programs have to be considered worth it—simple enough to link to your phone number, you don’t even need to take a card with you. I routinely get $10-$15 off my grocery purchases because of those programs. Since I do this without actually altering my purchasing habits, not participating…

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

Because this is a sports site, I feel compelled to shoehorn Gus Johnson into the discussion.