I think it should be noted that Acorns will waive the $1/mo fee if you use a .edu account.

You can’t say bomb on an airplane

Yeah, it’s called dying before you finish paying them back.

Or so he led you to believe.

I believe that would be someone who is not invited to the actual ceremony, just the reception.

Okay, but unless you’re over a certain age what you really need is your parents’ tax records.

No, because there is no LoL version of Purge. There can be only one.

Humans are quite literally animals. We are of the kindgom classification Animalia

There must be a German word for “wanting someone to fuck everything up horribly so you can feel vindicated, but knowing if they do you’re likely going to be fucked over too”

If it’s not in the rule book it’s not cheating.

He wants to wrestle in the boy’s division, not the girl’s, so maybe the parents should blame the lawmakers instead of the child.

KD out for a month and Bogut is going to sign with the Cavs.

This happened 5 times with the same delay, same pinging exactly on uncommon ward spots, and that first ward was placed before the match started and no enemy player had a chance to see what was in inventories or see the ward for a split second after it was placed.

It’s not because he used the global ping tool that means he screen sniped. There is some other evidence of it besides this one clip.

But the first miracle that Jesus performed was turning water into wine. Not only wine, but the choicest of wines. Jesus knew how to party.

I’m not sure if you know this (it might ruin it for your parents/wife) but the people on the show have already bought whatever house they end up choosing before filming even starts.

As an exercise for yourself why not go check and see what a 2 bedroom apartment or a 2500 sq ft. house costs in Cleveland compared to the 1, 3, 4 cities?

If you think coupons are going to save you 5-10% on your grocery bill (on products you’d normally be buying) you’re insane.

This would imply that thsoe mystical coupons are for foods you want to actually eat. Go watch one of those extreme couponing shows and you’ll see that they end up paying $100 for $1000 worth of “food” but end up with 400 bottles of mustard.

They really should have come up with an actual game that’s fun to play instead of pidgey grinder deluxe