That is a terrible analogy.

If I want to buy an occulus rift the first thing I’d do is go to Amazon. It’s Oculus’ own fault for not registering the name before they announced a product they were intending to sell.

Oculus didn’t offer him 58k though.

Wait a second now. They make Jordan sandals?

It’s a doggy dog world out there!

With chopsticks?

Well tbh this is the style of clothing I imagine Samer Kalaf and the other Deadspin “writers” would wear albeit with more cheeto dust staining the pantlegs.

Too abstract. That’s so 2000s.

So, uh...why was he trying to do this exactly?

You mean this?

What good place do you think this one come from?

He’s still a homophobe.

Iggy kept Lebron to 34% shooting by himself.

Those poor poor bay area fans having to live through that.

He may not be back, who knows with D&D, but I’m not going to believe that until the end of Season 6.

Who else would it be? It isn’t Stannis cause he’s dead and Mel realized it, thus abandoning him. Victarion isn’t even introduced yet, but it could potentially be him.

Are you not aware of the Azor Ahai prophecy? A lot of the signs in the book point to it being Jon.

If you ask me, he’ll be raised up by Melly sometime in season 6 who just happened to return to Castle Black the day he’s stabbed after realizing Stannis isn’t the savior she thought he was. We know from Thoros of Myr/Berric Dondarion that some members of their religion can bring people back from the dead and Mel has…

He died, but as we’ve seen in the GoT universe, in both the books and the show, death isn’t always permanent.