Please let him rip up the bills, and after TD #4, run to the 50-yard line T.O. style, and take a knee until he gets a flag (roughly .5 seconds)

As a previous gawker reader, this is way too kind to white americans.

How upset was Haisley he couldn’t write the article titled “Team USA sucked”?

I could know nothing, or we could gchat about how the coeffecients in UZR are calculated for an interesting talk.

So you’re saying the current fangraphs-approved saber savvy sexy FO is being saved from throwing $$ around by scouting from the old department.

appear on pardon my take 1 day, post soccer hate the next. just say women are inferior & join barstool (ok, that would be redundant) already.

“remember ramires?”

Oh, what scumbags! On advice of the funbag, I’m off the Braves and onto rooting for wholesome teams like the Mets!

anti-owner, captialist in sports, socialist in everything else (sorry, vin). something like that

take some notes, beyonce

“Finally, a team that gets it”- Sam Hinkie

now someone just photoshop a barca jersey over that & a crying jordan over both their faces and you have espnfc’s next article lined up!

wow..... I thought beating ALS would be a a little tougher than that.

“you’ll be lucky if i settle this low” - future owner here

best: just dont say anything. nod and agree like you are trying to get through a bad date. nothing you say will help.