Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

AFC East against teams not in the AFC East last year: 24-16
AFC South against teams not in the AFC South last year: 17-23

Wait, so are you saying that all people aren’t either just good or just bad and that good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things and it’s not just absolutes one way or the other? Mind. Blown.

Most men? Is there data on this? Tell me how you know this for a fact.

Kinda. But in fairness to Kyrie, the Cavs never really had a functioning offense built around skills other than “LeBron James is LeBron James, and whether he is on the ball or off it that tilts the whole floor.” There was no system other than LeBron’s brain. Stevens should be able to work him into a more cohesive…

Am I missing the joke or are you too young to remember Rae Carruth?

A Seahawk goes to the air and disaster ensues. What else is new?

I like Gray but I don’t think NYY’s staff compares to Cleveland’s or Boston’s and certainly not the NL with LA, Washington, and Chicago all boasting superior top end arms.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Guess they started fucking around.

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

They better not Wiz away that lead!

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

Fair enough. The bar for “almost a game for the ages” has come way down, then. Still seems to work.

Your rights were basically forfeit the second you purchased the ticket. Passengers agree to being bumped (with compensation) whether they read the fine print or not. Dude probably should have read the fine print. The police shouldn’t have body slammed him.

Guarantee you that if it had been an NFL game, the bar wouldn’t have closed on you.

Orton/Wyatt was crap. That match was probably one they had to cut all to shit for time purposes. You know, so Taker could have a 20 minute exit.

Spoiler Alert: The game is massively unfinished.

The statute of limitations has sailed on this game. It’s been out for 4 months, you’re well beyond the spoiler expiration date.