I’m sure the Saints are just petrified.

I think I’m high enough.

And it’s also how other people have responded to it for just as long. Suck it up.

Regardless, he is at least 25% demonic doll.

And he would endlessly take credit for millions of other people leaving Twitter...which would undoubtedly happen. So maybe it would be one way to subversively use him for something positive.

Picking on Jets fans is kinda Petty at this point, isn’t it?

Hush now, little one....the grown ups are talking.

It doesn’t exactly take a degree to recognize the obvious.

Wow, that’s a lot of projecting.

Your eternal consolation can be that they would have never beaten Pittsburgh anyway

It was dumb because everyone knew they weren’t spiking it...that would make it 4th down. So why bother faking?

It will be a brand-split, naturally.

The stogy increases the funny by about 100% for me.

An NFL coach filming himself snorting drugs while talking to a “model/dancer” in his office doesn’t make the cut?

Depends when you consider Hugh’s prime to be.

The U is back, baby!

Vince Russo could have wrote a better angle, ffs.

• “Ask the girls we have in the office, we have a ton of them. We don’t do that.”

I think the lack of leadership in the club house by any of these players is as big a problem as finding the right manager. Man, I really underestimated what the loss of Ortiz in that locker room would mean. So frustrating that Pedroia, for all his talk, is about the furthest thing from a leader that you can imagine by…

“but it has at least spared us an Eli Manning Buttfumble GIF to this point.”