Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

I wouldn’t say it’s not impressive, it’s impressive as a neat set up of perfectly aligned balls and sticks but it’s not an impressive shot. It’s like watching a really impressive domino setup.

I normally love alt takes. The two brothers on cellos, the countless quartets, Post Modern Jukebox...

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

“I’m well aware that what I said is supremely idiotic and displays a gross misunderstanding of how life works, but I still needed to spout off like a loud-mouthed dipshit.”

I don’t care if it has been nearly six years. I’m starring this.

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