Samara Morgan likes rings...ring...ring...RRRRRIIIIIIIINGGG!!!

Nohing against Tippi, but Grace Kelly she ain’t

POLICE STATE by Me

Maybe it’s the booze...but does anyone else just wanna slap dat ass?

It’s weird watching Jesus throttle people, but you know what, we’re all going to Hell anyway.

I’m still in SHOCK he’d offer to pay for Ms. Jessica Drake’s company. She’s a lady, not a common tramp!!

Oh Pug-leeeeze!!

Well I DID take a pill in Ibiza a year ago...

My prediction: Women will Cosplay as Harley Quinn, Men will Cosplay as the “Pineapple-Pen” guy...

He seems to me one of those rare genuine nice people in Hollywood.

I guess the Apple doesn’t fall far from the Angry Orange Kiwi...

So...Kendall?

Sorry, the correct answer is “What is a JABRONEE?”

If anything, Trump has taught us that as low as the bar is it can be lowered even more...straight to the bottom of the barrell

I’m still waiting for a “Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy” moment in either the Prez or Vice-Prez debate

Caroline Rose Giuliani totally looks like Jewel Staite

...and he’s playing the world’s smallest violin for all those poor workers?

I still don’t know what ALEPPO is, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask

White people might be on to something...I’ve often wondered if the CHINESE invented KARATE, in much the same way CAPOEIRA was invented by the DUTCH...

I almost believed it, but everyone knows Hillary hired a wetnurse...