Bonjour, I am a French-German, soon-to-be-out-of-work bodyguard with a penchant (French) for capturing the zeitgeist (German) in my Tweets.

Stop fcking with Prince George! He ain’ got time for your problems! He busy! With Princely sht!!

I have to raise my voice on this issue. Hugh Grant has been on many, many TV shows in MANY languages (some of which make fun of their guests or make them play stupid games) and he’s ALWAYS been a good sport.

It’s unfortunate Kim K had to go through this. But on the other hand you just know KUWTK is going to milk it for all its worth.