Here are a few options:

1) Suicide

Highly recommend it, I’ve had it for around 10 years and I love it.

Can I just hire a crazy ‘Russian’ guy to run around chasing my leaves with a flood fan?

See, I look at it differently...

This is a problem that wont ever be ‘fixed’ because women won’t ever be happy with what they’re getting, it will never be enough.

Yes, but none of his DNA was found in her underwear of ladybits.

If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.

Fake rape allegations are my favourite.

Would rather have internet fame for a week than enough money for a good start at something in life.

I don’t understand people.

“Joe was behind the plate?” he said. “I don’t pay attention to the umpires. I didn’t even realize he was back there.”

This just goes to prove what women have been saying about these MRA guys for years, that they are just angry virgins!

Girls with experience and healthy sexual appetites > virgins

Any day of the week.

So, being the ‘lesser than’ isn’t good, being equal isn’t good and now, getting more than men isn’t good either?

You women really don’t know what the fuck you want.

Is she lonely though? She has rallies of people supporting her stupidity and giving her money...

The balls on this guy with the camera... holy crap.

Unless you have a gun at the ready, a professional mixed martial artist would fuck you or me or 99.9999999% of the population up in a street fight. (that 0.0000001% in this situation ONLY includes other MMA fighters)

You’ll puff your chest and try to act all tough, but getting punched in the head is a muscle, a muscle…

A batter did something similar to this in the bottom of the 8th back when I used to play double A ball. I smoked him right in the face, not the arm though.

He never played again.

Troll harder, noob.

While this would make sense in boxing, the UFC is the only show in town for MMA let alone women’s MMA.

That said though, she makes TONS of money with the UFC, the UFC has made her a millionaire many times over. the UFC is just like America, the top 1% make all the money and the rest of the fights get whatever is left.…

Mazel tov!

I wish you happiness and many MuppetBabies!

You are right, I don’t have more insight about Apple’s board than you do.

The authorities were totally wrong in how they handled the situation, and I am 100% on team Ahmed (something I never thought I’d ever see myself write)

But have you seen a photo of the clock he made? It totally looks like the suitcase bomb from about 7 action movies i’ve seen (Die Hard 3 included) The kid is only…

He’s the CEO, not the chairman of the board. Maybe read up on executive level hiring processes at huge multi-national corporations and you’d understand that the CEO doesn’t simply hire people on all by his lonesome.

GREAT!

+1 to your husband being known as Mr. DancingMuppets