No one man should have all that power.

If that’s what you classify as trippy, you my friend, need to invest in some stronger drugs.

Dear Americans:

Where do you hide the women that look like this in your country?

I recently drove from coast to coast and all I saw was fatties.

But, I was just trying to see if there was spinach in my teeth...

So how long would this thing take to fully recharge?

We can finally can put all those dirty homeless people out of business!

I love when religious girls think that they’re edgy.

If you can manage to get off your feminism high horse for a minute, the “She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn” one is pretty funny.

This.

Rule: You all must include multi-colour background lighting in all ‘KeyTar’ videos from now on.

Shit, you’re right. Scrap the whole project, because, racism.

Sorry kids, we tried to get to Mars in your lifetime to save the human race, but hyper-lefty liberals got in the way and stopped us.

oh yeah, to each his own! But that wouldn’t work with the stupid joke I was going for :)

Haha, so true. This happened to me last weekend and I had to switch out and follow for a while until my vision returned to normal.

You just need to hang with people with proper head lamp etiquette, or the fancier lamps that have that touch sensitive dimming function!

in most situations that don’t involve you pretending to be Iron Man, a head lamp is better.

I love how not a single other car sped up or even attempted to get out of the way of this situation.

America freaks out about someone killing 2 news reporters, in mother Russia, that’s what we call a light Tuesday.

I’m all for anything that will keep those fucking parasitic cyclists as far away from actual roads as possible.

I’m gonna kill someone some day, and it’s a 100% guarantee that person will have been a cyclist.

Hasn’t this kid ever heard of a strip club? You spend the same amount of cash and the girls ACTUALLY TOUCH YOU!

If you spend enough, they may even tug on that little worm of yours too!

Another thing to think about is inflation. Jobs base salary will move more with a new hire than it will if you are a current employee.

It makes complete sense that if 10 years ago when you started there the base pay was 30,000 and now after 10 years of cost of living raises you are at around 45,000 and a new hire at…