I didn't know the Iron Sheik was such a huge baseball fan.

I figured my “WNBA”, “Glory Johnson”, and “same-sex couple arrest” joke would be a real slam dunk, but I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.

Somebody apparently can’t recall when a certain Worldwide Leader in Sports had no idea who Ben Roethlisberger was.

Yes it is. That’s why Samer did that in his very first sentence!

If the Atlanta mascot isn’t renamed Mike Hawk with this transition, then it’s all a waste.

It’s an absolute shame that Deadspin - a site I used to love so much - has sunk to posting “articles” like this one filled with butt puns.

That color...looks vaguely familiar...

I’m pretty sure the whole indiscriminate murder part is the grounds to get the death penalty, but thanks for your input.

Are you sure she wasn’t watching Drew’s episode of Chopped?

Best sketch show since Chapellle

This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

God... this is so great! The increasing wine glass size is hilarious.

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

Man wearing a blue uniform: Go Jets go! Woooo!

“Pretty embarrassing”? Kind of like being a writer and not knowing the difference between capital and capitol?

Harry Shearer in Spinal Tap

Well, I could think of a few worse things to happen at the end of a marathon.

You mean the times being different? Sheer logistics of having that many people start at the same time. You want the world class runners to get a clean start. If you separate the men’s and woman’s start by a half hour (and men run ~15 minutes faster) you can get 2x as many world class runners a free start, plus have…