I so regularly ignore NSFW tags because they are usually so mild. This was not one of those times.

Wasn't expecting it to JUMP IMMEDIATELY to hardcore fucking, that's for sure.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

Without ruining the twist, I will say that this is a well-struck piece of trolling. Good work, M. Night Shyalaman.

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

To Doug Funny, Patti most definitely is.

Yeah, I don't recall this being anywhere near as controversial when it actually happened.

I feel like every time someone brings this up, Bridget Moynahan gets more and more pregnant. I've heard 5 months, 7 months, and now 8 months. At this point I can basically guarantee that the next person to mention it will say something along the lines of "Tom Brady totally broke up with Bridget WHILE SHE WAS GIVING…

http://www.amazon.com/The-Life-Legen…

Its 2015, dude.

If he went down to Katrina and shot 30 people with a sniper rifle - uh, yes. It would come out. The PD would be picking up bodies with holes the size of grapefruits in them. You're a fool if you think that's true.

I haven't seen the film.
But i want to comment on a phenomenon that is very weird for us, outsiders (I'm brazilian) to observe.
The over glorification of american armed forces.
Don't get me wrong, i appreciate the sacrifice, the hardship, the loss soldiers and their families endure during war time, even though i had to…

Your first sentence is completely and totally wrong. Everything that follows is an awful attempt to link two incidents that are completely unrelated by using the bullshit justification of "asking questions."

and how dare you criticize mormonsuncle from your keyboard!!!

Adrian,

My brother is getting disability from the Army for PTSD, and he's a jingoistic, right wing nationalist. He's also very racist. I spent time around him until he assaulted me. Does that count?

Kind of ironic that this ad campaign will be shot down because the NFL isn't happy that somebody is using their images without permission.

That is a false equivalency of the highest order. I know plenty of veterans with PTSD who are liberal and welcoming people who don't gleefully talk about their kills

This seems late. The Redskins were removed from the playoff picture way back in November.