Matthew LeBlanc has also attempted to join in the suit since he hasn't had shit to do for the last 7 or 8 years.

Colts punt returner Josh Cribbs became skeptical when he noticed that the ball that bounced off his facemask against the Patriots didn't hurt as much as the one that bounced off his facemask against the Broncos the previous week.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Seriously... NOBODY NOTICES THE REF GROOVING THE FUCK OUT around 1:10?

Cleaned up the redundancy for you.

"Soccer is 90% mental and the other half is just making a wanking motion."

"Nobody goes there anymore; they're playing soccer."

"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."

By that I mean I'm impressed he owned a car.

Hard to believe this guy has spent time living in a car.

We go live to the campus of Penn State University for reaction:

You didn't ask me, but the only thing that sickens me about it is that now all the JoePa defenders think this validates them. They see this as, "SEE?? TOLD YOU PATERNO DID NOTHING WRONG!"

Truly today is a great victory for anyone who's ever assisted in the cover-up for a chronic sexual predator.

Well, good. Covering up years of child rape isn't deserving of more than a temporary slap on the wrist anyway. As long as a player selling an autograph still faces the wrath of the old gods and the new, we can sleep soundly knowing that justice reigns supreme.

NCAA all time win leader Kim Jong Il.

Yeah, but why did PSU bronze Elton John?

People bet on these games; therefore, you're arguing money doesn't matter.

Unsurprisingly, the Jaguars couldn't even get a representative into the Kitten Bowl.

Pussy Umenyiora?