As a Phillies fan, this is huge news. The Red Sox open the 2015 season in Philadelphia. I have tickets for Opening Day. If the Red Sox sign both players, I should be able to get an extra 30 bucks for my tickets.

It appears these Bills fans went a little wide right on their keypads.

I don't know, seems like the right place to call for someone who's always getting beat.

The kids today, they listen to the rap music instead of the JAZZ MU-SI-CIANS.

Yeah I know it's been and will continue to be said, but what the fuck is going on here? This guy drove drunk and killed someone; it could have easily been a handful more. Get a goddamn clue.

One of the issues I've always had about this whole thing was how the Penn State community acted as if they were the victims. Like how people who accused Joe Paterno of wrongdoing personally killed one of their community's figureheads or how the NCAA was persecuting the team and the community for a crime they did not…

It could almost make you wonder what else they haven't felt it necessary to release.

Sexual predators say the darndest things.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

God: Welcome to heaven Emmanuel.

I was in my dorm at Michigan State, sophomore year, watching the game with a lot of Pistons fans. We were all hammered and I couldn't believe what I was watching. Like the one guy that got punched in the face and was stumbling around on the court, and then Stephen Jackson smashed him again with a titanic punch.

Fast…

I was in the stands throwing popcorn.

A four-year-old couldn't do it. So Goodell did.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Someone explain this guy.

This looks like a scorekeeper's nightmare. Everyone on the field appears to be either #1 or #11.

Like Jameis Winston, these players must also learn from a black comedian and merely shake their heads when questioned.

But then you're saying that if he finished one place out of the money, you wouldn't have a problem competing against him, which seems totally arbitrary.

Go on, take the money and run (hoo hoo hoo!).