How can we be so sure it isn't the white guy defending himself from Trevon?

It's not just refuted, it's refuted resoundingly about 15 minutes after the NFL releases their statements. No one is even wasting any time calling out their bullshit.

Oh, fuck off. Any average 10 year old can inflict as much harm without the aid of a weapon as the average adult female. If you want to change that to a 12 year old or something, be my guest. The fact of the matter is the only place Janay Palmer was going to injure Ray Rice solely with her fists was by punching him in…

I don't think you'll ever find someone who claims that men and women are physically equal, but keep on with those strawmen.

Where the hell did I say that?

That's it. Force Bisciotti to sell the team, and make him give it to someone who will move it to LA or San Antonio or London or wherever. Do to this team's management, fans and city what should have been done to Penn State. I love football as next as the next person, but if you can't see what actually matters in life…

Hey, Aaron Hernandez did some charity work, too! What a guy! Stop judging him on one mistake, Deadspin!

Yeah, and if a ten year old hits me I'm sure as hell knocking him out cold, too!

Not really. Most of these are contrasting Tweets from yesterday with Tweets from today. Were they supposed to honor 9/11 yesterday? Are we no longer allowed to schedule anything on future September 11ths?

Somehow that man is going to be the only major pro sports commish to survive all of 2014. Sheesh.

+1 leg

Bullshit. As someone mentioned earlier, Bisciotti isn't a stupid person. Anyone who read that police report didn't need a video to come to the conclusion we've finally come to. Knowing all of the facts of this case, none of which have changed in the last 48 hours, the Ravens still pushed the idea that Janay Rice was…

It's Tom Ley. Inaccurate/misleading headlines, quotes spun way out of context and cute bear videos are the only ways he gets clicks and keeps his job at Deadspin.

Those of you with Twitter, please barrage Mort today asking how he could have known such specifics of the video if no one involved with the NFL had ever seen it.

NFL Minion: We're talking about the Fabebd's player!

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The crowd also chanted "409," referring to Paterno's original collegiate win total before the NCAA cut it to 297 after sanctions.

Biggest sign King is an asshat: Francessa is currently calling his backtracking bullshit.

Or he's lying right now. That honestly seems more likely to me. I hope people keep King's feet to the fire right there with Goodell and Newsome.

Thank you for providing this moment of levity during all of the anger this story has built up inside of me.