What....what the fuck did I just watch?

I don't really have a strong stance on Paterno's role one way or another, but it drives me fucking insane that anyone wants to give him his "wins" back so he's again the all time winningest coach. That old fuck spent the last 10 years or so of his career sitting in the press box or on the sideline without even a…

BTW I'm not a "PSU Alum".

What is that a picture of? The Republican National Convention with token guest Colin Kaepernick? Jesus fucking Christ, Gawker Media has to be the whitest company on the planet. "We're here to whine about more successful people that don't hire enough minorities, just ignore that we only promote white people and we have…

So what's the reasoning for Buffalo @ Chicago being a FOX game? Aren't inter conference matchups supposed to be given to the road conference's channel? Or did CBS just sell off one of their Week 1 games because of the US Open?

"The respect needs to be mutual.....we respect that people are offended, but they need to respect our offensive name."

Jets fans talk about beating the Patriots in the playoffs a few years ago like they're remembering the Miracle on Ice. The biggest Jets fan I know has no less than five newspaper covers from the morning after framed and hanging in his bedroom. Beningo and Roberts are filling in for Fatcessa this week, and they had…

The worst part of this is that it pretty much takes the best possible markets for relocations that need to happen (Phoenix, Florida) off the table. Where do those go now if not stick it out in places that won't support hockey? Baltimore? Milwaukee? KC has the arena, but would hockey ever be popular there? Could Salt…

I thought Connecticut was the Northeast's flyover country? At least some people live in Baltimore and the Inner Harbor is okay. Has anyone ever actually stopped in that state (other than the awesome Rein's Deli)?

Did Belichick and Schiano agree to a deal that Belichick's son could play at Rutgers if the Pats signed/traded for all of these shitty ex-Rutgers guys?

In Tennessee's defense, they don't have one.

I don't know, but no NHL player who isn't playing is on the bench. The ones sitting up in a press box or whatever are pretty much always in suits. MLB players who are injured and in the dugout are always decked out in some kind of team apparel, at least every time I see them. And they're always wearing baseball pants.

Support for the age limit, and its potential increase, is fueled by cultural assumptions about the mental capacities of black youth. There's no debate about teenagers entering professional golf, tennis, or hockey. No discussions about whether they should be forced to attend college so they can become upstanding adults…

Being a Cincy fan also means putting up with Boomer Esiason's commentary.

As someone who doesn't watch these 5,000 awards shows, was Beyonce actually good this time, or is it like her Super Bowl show where she didn't actually sing at all but morons like Oprah thought it was the greatest thing ever done by mankind?

Well, anytime Drew writes an article making fun of whatever college, there's always a couple comments from internet geniuses on how Colby isn't a good school because they've never heard of it.

....have you never heard of Colby or something? It's a NESCAC school, meaning it's pretty damn good.

The University of North Dakota was given three years to gain approval from the state's Sioux tribes, and was even given an extension on that. They failed to do so. Then the future of the nickname was granted to the state's voters, and nearly two-thirds of them voted to abolish the name. This after efforts had been…

Let's hope that when you have a stroke, the ambulance gets stuck because a bunch of immature assholes like the ones in this video are blocking up the highway while taking you to the hospital.

Get back to us when you're older than 15. In the meantime, fuck off. Us grownups actually understand what it means to accept responsibility.