And we still can't be certain Aaron Hernandez wasn't at the movies watching the Hernandez-Gronkowski of movies in The Internship the night Odin Lloyd was shot!

Don't forget the gay dude that all of our children will see having butt sex on television. A disgusting league, indeed.

"Uhh...yeah. That's, uhh, what we were doing, too."

It was always surreal to me how Ranger fans would taunt Devils fans about Matteau pretty much until the Henrique goal a few years ago completely ignoring the fates of the two franchises after that goal. Like, seriously?

Are we really claiming NFL writers are bitchier and more territorial than MLB writers?

Maybe Clowney would get more pub if he fell further, but the talk was going to be about Manziel regardless of where he went. Keep in mind that we didn't really know who Houston was taking at #1, which is kind of a rare thing, yet we've barely heard anything about that pick.

The former, but now I'm thinking I'd be better off with it being the latter :(

Why isn't Arrington being banned for life and fined $2.5M for using so many racial slurs?

The whole "Aaron Rodgers unexpectedly tumbled in the Draft!" thing is such revisionist history, anyway. It was well known that whoever San Fran didn't pick between Rodgers and Alex Smith would take a massive tumble down the Draft and possibly out of the first round. So "supposed to be a high pick" isn't completely…

"unremarkable teams"

I flipped between the two broadcasts (ESPN and NFLN) and actually found the Manziel slobberknocking claims on NFLN to be more ridiculous. Marshall Faulk claimed that wo A&M players going ahead of JFF was evidence that "he played on a team with no talent and made everyone around him better". Mayock sounded like he was…

He is the most popular name in the Draft because ESPN hyped him up as the most popular pick. He fell "further than expected" because ESPN hyped him up as possibly the number 1 overall pick.

It isn't misleading. The SportsCenter that kicked off right after their Draft coverage ended started with about 10 minutes on nothing but Manziel, no mention of the actual Number 1 pick. Then they kept bloviating about how the "moment of the night" was Cleveland taking JFF. Because there's nothing quite as iconic in…

Finally Bridgewater has realized his dream of being the #1 overall salesperson for Mary Kay.

Hopefully this gives prosecutors the grounds to finally go after the entire university for visual rape.

Has there ever been a good 13 months for Rutgers? Or even one?

This would take up waaaayyyyy too much room in any aircraft flying domestically.

You ought to be checking your facts. The average airfare, when calculated by cost per mile flown with inflation factored in, has never been cheaper. This despite the astronomical cost of fuel. Budget airlines play a large role in this, and consumers have flocked to it over the legacy carriers. This has caused airlines…

Otto Porter opted to receive the basketball sticker on his face instead of the white board.

The Devils took them to 6 in 2012.