I love this so much. Pretty sure Goth Toddler is my Patronus.

One time my brother and some friends and I were at the mall, and my brother came over to me to point out some people who looked really familiar, but he couldn’t think where he knew them from. I glance over towards where he’s pointing, and say, “Dude, that’s us. It’s a mirror. You need new glasses.”

That said, I still…

Yeah, I don’t understand what’s creepy about a family posing for a group shot after a wedding, or a couple being affectionate and smiling for the camera, either, but I’m also really into fashion history, so I look at old photos all the time, and these seem pretty par for the course to me, too... *shrug*

Okay, for starters, I want to say that I have never *seen* a ghost. Maybe at least in part because I don’t want to, but there it is. I have, however, *heard* some things that have decided me to never ever ever live in a detached home again, because as long as I have neighbors in my same actual building, I have…