But I can’t choose! I can see the point of both stances.

I’m shocked by this cheating scandal! Shocked I tell you! The Lakers players have never cheated on their significant others!

Of course he’s real. And for all you kids reading, Santa just is white. Like Iggy Azalea.

I find something off-putting about trains in Germany being segregated for any reason that does not take an individual into account.

Catwoman.

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya

I heard he gave everyone on set syphilis during Outbreak. (Not a method thing, he just had syphilis.)

You think that’s bad, watch Hook

I heard Charlize Theron is now engaged to Jon Lovitz.

I know some people are going to brush this away, but I cannot tell you how harmful these ads are, how pervasive and how damaging. Being Afro-Brazilian on one side & Indian on the other, I see this shit in both my cultures, and with a lot of my female friend and family circle and I still, at 45 years old, I still can’t…

Marathons are all about race, bro.

There is no talking. Too much learning going on...

Maybe they both like soup. And talking. And not talking. I bet they can not talk for hours.

NO. Regular gourmet rocket surgeons are from Mexico... She is a regular gourmet rocket surgeon DF. — GET IT RIGHT!

Let those among us who have not used another for pizza throw the first star.

A day in the life.

wait... that’s how she makes spaghetti too!

“Point is there are a lot of haters, for who the hell knows why.”

You’re right. She must be an ace in the kitchen! There is only one way into a 30 year olds man heart... its through his stomach cooking foods only 19 year olds can concoct.... HOT POCCCCCCCCCCKETS!

Whatever it is, only twitter amount of syllables at a time.