For ten long years he drifted

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

Ronald Reagan’s entire presidential run was basically Weekend at Bernie’s. I say have at it.

Shut up and show us your tits.

No one’s going to point out “upmost?” Ok, I will.

Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

Black people, or people knowledgeable about black culture wouldn’t say that. Good hair is a loaded phrase. Especially considering that phrasing ___hair, don’t care exists. It’s frequently, ‘long hair don’t care,’ or ‘natural hair don’t care.’ Those would have been plausible, good hair don’t care is uncomfortable in…

Let’s ask him?

Pshhh, Kelly always has her washer & dryer commercial success to fall back on. She can wash clothes, bake cupcakes and look adorable AF all at the same time!

I think that’s his imagined best-case scenario too.

“the public”

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

First, fuck Screen Rant.