No. Because you will still be that dude that thought it was totes okay to bang a 19 yo stripper...er...I mean model/dancer (who you probably started grooming...er...dating well before then).

She’s a regular gourmet rocket surgeon.

Or soup...and by soup I mean boiled water with ketchup.

I don’t think he married her for her learned opinions on the conflict in the Middle East or the current state of our economy.

Stray observations:

So she has a type.

Ah the oft underutilized “look at me while I appropriate” by not appearing in the video bit? Clever those Aussies.

You’re THAT guy.

You’re talking about the San Francisco Bay Area. It’s more like “ZOMG don’t ruin my view of the painted ladies, no new housing, NIMBY, other people should pay, gentrification is good...it’s the free market, LIBERTARIAN warblegarblebargle!!”

Come on guys...the dude left his wallet and keys, clearly he was doing something off camera to try and help. IDK, I leave my mobile phone in my car all the time...maybe he was running to his car to get his phone.

Not arrogance. Confidence.

I thought Ellie was in an LTR with Lissie?