We don’t believe there is any intrinsic value in ivory, and therefore we’re going to burn all our stockpiles and demonstrate to the world that ivory is only valuable on elephants

Y’all have no idea the size of my schadenfreude stiffy about his mother being in jail too. I just wish they’d have left them both in Mexican prisons.

My theory: He just really wanted to talk about rubbing himself in cow shit in public.

The 5 cent burger couple. “Financially Irresponsible” tipping like that, no wonder they are losing their house. And then, they have the audacity to continue to dine out (she waited on them whenver they came in).