You think this is weird, you should see how Tom Brady feeds his son a peach!

I’m not surprised that that MOCs see sexual assault as a serious problem. It’s a real pain in the ass when they hit you with those charges.

J.J. Abrams left some big narrative holes for his predecessor, Rian Johnson.

I think the time is also ripe for a Mrs. Columbo reboot!

I’ve heard that it’s their form of baby talk, that they use to manipulate their humans.

A Change.org petition to disinvite Affleck from the ceremony, for what those are worth, has collected almost 20,000 signatures.

He is a bizarre looking fellow. Has anyone ever counted up his chromosomes?

Well, C-3p0 certainly isn’t a character in this arc.

Fake news! I didn’t see any hands being caughted.

As fans of the Last Jedi will tell you, sometimes subverting the audience’s every expectation is what makes a movie ‘good.’

I don’t know. Ghostbusters 2 surpassed the original in every way.

I’m reading all these heartfelt posts and, I mean...are we really not talking about that hair? Is the hair not the real story here? It’s the same haircut as the article’s author has in her thumbnail. That. Hair.

Moby, please give back those field recording CDs that Gregor loaned you. Don’t be a dick.

But do the gorillas hit each other? I only like it when the gorillas are hitting each other.

Too much artsy, not enough fartsy.

I think future president Oprah and the current president could find some mutual interests.

Look upon him. He’ll show you the life of the mind.

Nah, they already get BET.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dan Harmon’s sex creep apologies. The self flagellation is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the grovelling will go over a typical person’s head. There’s also Harmon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his…

Was this the part where [spoiler] Leia does her Superman thing?