I enjoy how the premise of this article is that on Halloween 18 year old black ‘youths’ don’t just show up on your doorstep in ‘burbs with their hoodies and droopy draws and old pillowcases on Halloween.

She was the one I was pulling for to win Penny Arcade’s StripSearch. Her Junior Scientist Power Hour is pretty good too.

I thought the whole affair was really a case of making a Montgomery gland out of a mole hill.

I think back on the hysteria, the shrill heights of contempt and hatred the left had for W. Then tea-bag America essentially pulled the old dad move of ‘if you’re going to cry, I’ll give you something to cry about.’ It’s almost as if attributing monstrous evil intent to your ideological opponents hardens their…

Hey, there’s been an update to this story.

Shame on you! When a fellow puts that much effort and hot air into inflating a virtue signal, it’s really rude to put a pin in it.

I knew it. I knew that all this hatred and racism was motivated by white peoples’ Fears.

Shoulda just shot him in the dick.

The French used to have a platform with a guillotine on it...they couldn’t find that platform to give this guy?

I thought they made a Jane Bond movie already. It was called Atomic Blond.

I find the lack of the ability to complain about this game’s treatment of gender roles and representation of diverse characters problematic. Though, hmmm. Maybe those chopsticks do smack a bit of culturally insensitive appropriation...yeah, I can work with that.

Rats.

You forgot to give her her (((parentheses))), edgelord.

John Edgar Rust, is that you? They let you have internet in prison?

I’ve heard that h3h3 is also a virulent anti-semite. Also they hate parkour.

Please tell me that the video above is shot in some kind of thunderdome which any number of MTV personalities can enter, but only one can leave.

There’s also a Lynchburg Texas as well

But they don’t want the same freedom that he wants. Yes, they both want freedom, but the slaves wanted their freedom from him and his, while Key wants freedom for (white) Americans from the British. They’ve taken British coin and British arms and come to fight on the British side to ensure Americans don’t get their…

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and take the inept double posting of your rumination on genius as some kind of a meta commentary on the way people who post such things perceive themselves vs. how they are perceived by the world at large.

I’m eternally outraged that the “smartest man in the universe” is a CIS white male. I mean, in a multiverse of infinite Ricks, can’t we spend some time with some genderqueer Ricks and Mortys of color? Next year they really need to hire a talented black trans writer to fix this problem.