Let’s accept the premise that if they’re looting, it’s because they’re in distress due to the floods. Well, in that case, sending police to people in distress may help them get in touch with the resources they need so they don’t have to loot local businesses and exacerbate the damage and cost of the storm. Looting…

Outside of the context of an (((outrage))) article, I would’ve first thought of a sheriff’s star.

Last I’d seen, he’d a lost a lot of weight in the process of dying.

I’d be okay with this move, but only if they had the courage to make her death happen at Kevin’s hands. Just imagine the laffs as the lovable bumbler has to weekend-at-Bernie’s his beloved-but-murdered wife’s corpse around the house for an episode without the kids finding out he strangled her in a moment of rage. Now…

You left “the rest of white people” off the end of your list.

Could Trypticon’s throat hole work for some hot deep throat action? I’m asking for a friend.

I’m sure it’s the same principled stand they’ll take next time pics of some starlets luscious funbags leak all over the internet.

Thank God Erinn Hayes is just a stupid white Becky. If she were a POC we’d have to have an outraged article about it.

That’s called Velcro.

How many dead teens and adults will be buried before enough people realize the police are out to purge black people?

It’s like freshness—there’s no second degree freshness, and no second degree innocence.

Immediately following her death, some industrious news reporter would release her criminal history...If she had a clean criminal record, they’d at least put out the most menacing, villainous photo of her...I’m sure an article like this will be coming out about Justine Ruszczyk pretty soon...

There’s been so much sad news lately about suicide in the music world. Chris Cornell committed suicide. Chester Bennington committed suicide. The guy from Smashmouth hasn’t committed suicide. It’s getting me down.

Not sure if I understand the “bye, becky” protest. Are the Be’Quays saying goodbye because they’re being priced out of the gentrifying neighborhood?

No one talks about it in pop culture and stuff. You can hear sly references to male orgasms even in a sitcom. But the female orgasm is the big huge monster.

I know what you mean—people are going hard on these innocent chirrens, when they literally dindu nuffin.

Ha! There’s a classic episode of Maude in which she and her friends try to protest marijuana criminalization

Hello ground!

They missed an opportunity to really capture her essence.

It just means she’ll have tons of commercials, which will remind the people of the district that she’s transgender, and there’s nothing conservative Virginian voters like more than having a trans person rub her otherness in their faces.