I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

If the riot police respond in kind, then the shit will really hit the fan.

Well thanks to Gawker articles we know for sure that someone has done the first two. I have high doubts as to the third scenario, though.

These are the shoes that students at private high schools are allowed to wear on Casual Fridays.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

I went to UGA during undergrad one of the years we were ranked the #1 party school (nbd) and I spent the absolute drunkest years of my life there. I was blacking out on a weekly basis. To this day, I have a lingering shame that I feel anytime I go back to visit. That being said, I never once got even remotely close to…

People aren’t hammering home enough that he fled on foot when caught. NO ONE reacts that way to “sex” getting interrupted; that’s only how one flees the scene of the crime.

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,…

Take out an equity loan on your parents house that you live in. Problem: SOLVED.

Opposition to war is always the reason people die in wars.

It was a 3-1 loss but you know... googling scores is hard.

I guess you don’t understand what investment means and how its different than “advertisers”.

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

I think the real problem here is that a dwarf planet is incapable of reciprocating your feelings

I promise you it is entirely possible to both be a nice person that treats others with respect, while at the same time being able to assert yourself and command the respect of others. I promise.

For all the mopey dudes out there, less Ross Gellar, more Chris Pratt.

when i get “you’d never go for me because i’m not good-looking enough,” or “you won’t date me because i don’t have enough money,” i reply “no, homeboy, you’re dead in the water because you think i’m shallow.”

Now that’s a guy who deserves a concealed carry license.

Gotta love a good comeback story.