A certain degree of this goal is just dumb luck, no? It careened off the defender’s shin to flick slightly to the right.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Per Urban Dictionary: “Koolophophobia

Burder most fowl.

Burder in the bird degree.

Currigan, who appears in this Fox Sports video piece on the birdmurder

21 years as a head coach, only 6 winning seasons, only 3 divisional titles in 21 years, 5-6 total in the playoffs, no playoff games in 8 years.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

Rules are made to be broken. Just ask any high school Chemistry lab teacher. If he ever followed the “no running in the lab” rule, Tyson Gay would NEVER be the world champion sprinter he is today. If you always wear safety gloves when handling chemicals, how do you ever hope to discover new skin care products or…

If it was four years old, Deadspin wouldn’t write about it.

Do shut up, Kevin

Always funny when Gawker tries to get on it high horse.

This will die in the greys because it's snark-free, but Jamie Benn is the most underrated player in the league by far

Holy shit. HamNo slumming in Adequate Man. Truly a new era of Gawker.

Whew I’m glad I got this important lesson! I can’t believe I’ve gone 38 years without knowing how to make oatmeal.

This gentleman is a professional troll, yes?

I think Colin Mochrie technically can run for President of the United States as long as he only uses Ryan Stiles’ arms during his campaign.

Santacon and it’s not even close.

Exactly what kind of comment do you expect from Samer here? The article speaks for itself and Samer, thankfully, is bringing it wider attention.