My family plays Spades religiously, and we all own PFGs, so this caucasian is ready to rumble with anyone. Also, I’ve only ever heard them called tricks, not books. Regional difference? White people difference?

“Whether or not you believe his sexual assault allegations to be true, the guy has done nothing wrong since entering the NFL. While the investigation was certainly lacking, he was never charged with anything, and in this country we consider people innocent until they are proven guilty.”

The Olympics should provide plenty of hot taeks. “Brown people aren’t running it correctly!” “Maybe Zika is overblown.” “Football should be in the Olympics, we’re sorry if the other countries are too pussy to be good at it.” “Most of these ‘sports’ are fake and gay.”

Y’all are still buying videos, huh?

You should’ve waited longer.

God, that was so boring to read.

God, that was so boring to read.

Oh, okay, well uh...I’m ambivalent to that? Is there anti-Kool-Aid? You seem to be chugging that.

Oh, okay, well uh...I’m ambivalent to that? Is there anti-Kool-Aid? You seem to be chugging that.

You’re arguing that our two points are mutually exclusive when they’re not.

I mean, I have an iPhone, but it doesn’t pour me drinks. What’s a lock-out chip? You’re literally bragging about cables. Cables.

I mean, I have an iPhone, but it doesn’t pour me drinks. What’s a lock-out chip? You’re literally bragging about…

You, I and everyone else here might know that publicly financed stadiums are a huge waste of resources, but to say that it’s well-known among, say, idiots isn’t accurate. And there are a lot of idiots that love a jersey with their city’s name on it more than they love saving for retirement or sending their kid to…

This is the lamest brag.

This is the lamest brag.

How did he get that fourth flagrant foul point?

Clearly, that’s where he got it from. Everyone knows that video.

If you order delivery ceviche, you will die.

Raught*

Look, if Ted Diadiun doesn’t write, Mt. Take doesn’t get fed. He’s the damn shaman, let him do his sacrifices or we all burn.

“The video you see above shows a couple Uruguay players haranguing the referees immediately after their 2-1 loss against Mexico in the Copa America on Sunday. You might imagine that the fervor of the players’ protestations was piqued by the pregame national anthem gaffe, plus the 3-1 shellacking Mexico just put on…

Yeah, but a big part of her job is to have proper grammar. It doesn’t go beyond that. That sentence is broken even if the ‘who’ makes it in. You are right about telling quickly if someone is smart.

He should probably iron his fucking shirt for a date. Can we get an Adequate Man post on what a good shirt looks like for our buddy up there?

The Golden Rule of Takes: Do not unto others as you would have them to do unto, for you are yelling and others are fake and gay.