Wouldn’t the end result just be that coaches would never opt to make linemen eligible? Which is probably the end result here: take something away from Belichick’s arsenal without explicitly making it so.

Colin Mochrie over here just getting hit like a schoolgirl in a drive-by.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

I’ve seen hostages in my basement that look more comfortable than that kid does in the picture up there.

Why do I feel like nobody is going to need to ask you for your thoughts to know them?

Damn, man, you’re definitely winning this argument about old men shooting basketballs.

I see y’all are adopting the “Tinder misdirect” in your photos now. Classic.

I don’t get it. It’s just a picture of Howard and Harden playing defense...

You definitely get the point of the article.

I did a semester in Dublin and please get out of my head.

Where’s that asshole who was replying to everyone last week about how Andrews was going to lose badly? Come hang out!

Bruh.

Billy, you seem like the kind of fella who writes three page Christmas newsletters about your summer trip to Panama City Beach and how your cat was in the vet for worms, but “Mr. Freckles pulled through valiantly after a rousing batch of treatment.”

He pushed a woman who put her hands on him first. At least mention that, man.

He had the third-highest rushing total of his career, most receiving yards in his career and tied for the league high in rushing TDs. Get it together.

There is a grade school English teacher in Billy’s past that was a little too easy on him, and he confused that for encouragement.

Clearly just an all-around inability to grasp what “no” means.

“What you’re about to read is really, really stupid.” Yeah, don’t worry, I read that intro paragraph. Now, what are we talking about?

Sorry, I’ll refrain from jokes about UGA/Falcons demographics.