The schadenfreude is so delicious I could eat it with a spoon.

You know what the fucked up part is? I’m actually upset that their government won’t allow them to get a divorce for whatever reason they want.

And here I always thought that the Playboy mansion was the kind of place where you could just go to chill out and really get to know people for who they are. A compassionate place where you could escape the glossy veneer of fame and fortune. You know, just folks being folks.

There’s a very special place reserved for people who judge grieving mothers. As the girl’s mother exactly whom was she disrespecting? Maybe she chose to present herself as version of the woman her daughter knew best. Like her or hate her she’s proven herself to be pretty indomitable

I always liked Bridget the best, so I’m glad to know she’s still being nice and doing her thing. I also watched too much of that show.

I don’t understand why this couple actually believes that the rest of the world cares about THEIR marriage.

But in modeling the body is primary, which is not the case in cardiology. Her size isn’t an accident, it’s the very point.

Watson has distinguished himself significantly in his advocacy for racism; I’d argue that he’s actually a good deal worse than this guy, who’s more of a garden-variety asshole.

I know. It is not just lust but other emotions you have to put aside for later when you’re not working. I get so annoyed by my coworkers but I still have stuff to do so those feelings have to go off to the side until I'm done.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Fighting the urge to scroll back up to see what you're talking about. Goddammit I will win this fight.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

The classic, “I’m sorry YOU suck” apology. Timeless.

The university’s statement is important, his resignation is appropriate, and I wish my first thought hadn’t been about his nose hair.

“I’m very sorry that what I thought were light-hearted ironic remarks were taken so seriously, and I’m very sorry if people took offense. I certainly did not mean to demean women, but rather be honest about my own shortcomings,”

Regretsy was probably my favorite website that has ever happened.

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Ok, but check THIS. I was once refused a tattoo on my ribcage because the tattoo artist said it was gonna hurt a lot and I looked like I probably couldn’t handle it. Yeah.