My mom called George “Nick Clooney’s son” the entire time he was on ER

She's probably still distraught from seeing that crooked-ass clock.

Too bad George’s downhome/country hick aunt isn’t around anymore.

But also, I spent 3 months in Kentucky once. ONCE.

OK. What the hell is this crooked clock shit? Get it the fuck together Clooneys.

Lemme guess - New York or LA? Your flyover state arrogance is showing. Yikes, I hope poor Amal didn’t get the crabs mingling with all these filthy plebs!

I’ve been to Maysville and I don’t know for certain but rent is probably cheaper there than wherever Bobby Finger lives.

I’m pissed off at their agents, too. If you’ve got FONDA and TOMLIN as your clients you should negotiate a HELL of a lot better then that!

I wanted to like it more than I did.

oh man I forgot about John Edwards and the fact that he was a thing and god what a fucking wanker that man is.

Pure speculation on my part, but.

It feels very reminiscient of the National Enquirer and the John Edwards debacle.

Anybody remember that episode of MASH where Blythe Danner plays Hawkeye’s long lost one true love? Oh, my god, she KILLS it, and is seriously one of my favorite performances by any woman in anything. It’s so real, she totally transcends the writing, and she outshines Alan Alda so hard it’s like he lives in permanent…

They are v attractive in a v beige sort of way

The name is ‘plastic surgeon’. No 72 year old has a neck that tight. And don’t give me shit about how she just has good genes.

Hold on a sec - I need to point out that Danner has had very long career on Broadway and has played the lead in countless plays. Her film career may be a different story but she’s a leading lady on Broadway.

Dr. Facelift and Dr. Botox.

trailer in case anyone wants to watch it!

In fact, I’ve always thought of GP as Blythe Danner’s daughter. Partly because I’m old, but mostly because she’s the better actress.

I, uh.