Just like Uncle Ned (aka "young Tom Hanks" for you whippersnappers) on Family Ties:
Most creative elaboration on the English language yet...
Beyonce doesn't do anything casually—not even taking no-makeup selfies on the weekend of Kimye's wedding or posting prayers to eliminate negative people on the day after elevatorgate. Pregnant, not pregnant, whatever. There is nothing to see here, not now and not ever.
Blue ivy's maybe? January 7. Yeah, I just looked that up. Not feeling great about it. Happy belated, toddler who already wields more power than I ever will...
If we are to infer that she is pregnant from this photo, we must also infer that she had her left breast removed too.
I think anyone in customer service can tell you that the odds of getting through a day without some customer (and probably many) being dead-arsed wrong are about the same as Carl Sagan getting through an episode of Cosmos without saying "Billyuns."
And "I'm allergic to crunchy. But not crispy."
Honestly, that guy never seemed particularly douchey to me, just incredibly silly and absurd. It's one of the reasons I loved the story so much.
Yep. My husband brings home the best stories from his job. He works at a fancy resort restaurant in Marin County California and all kinds of douche happens there. It is always the "normal" people who are the jerks. They had an entire crowd of A-listers for a birthday party once (and I do mean A-listers) and they…
"And here is our garden."
She actually has three daughters. Louisa, the youngest, isn't in showbiz, though. At least, I don't think she is.
It's like she's deformed. I can barely stand to look at her.
And then everything worked out great for everyone involved.
Princess Grace was from Philly, she was actually firing it at a Cowboys fan.
i dont understand blindly loyal friends who say nothing/back people up in their stupidity. shut it down, guys. shut the bullshit down.
"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"