I don’t think cleansing is a cumulative thing like moisturizing or serums…in other words, if you haven’t had problems with breakouts, etc, up to this point, I think your routine sounds fine for you.

Absolutely.

Disclaimer: I’ve never used this before because I’ve been happy with UD, but I hear that Lime Crime makes a good eyeshadow primer.

Everyone says this, but it has never proven true for me.

It’s not the case always, but if you have any decency or regard for what the relationship was, you should at least make an effort not to leave them when they’re at their most vulnerable and in need of an ally. That doesn’t mean you have to stay with them forever, of course, but you can’t even be much of a supportive…

Yeah, just so much overcrowding, among other issues.

If you have a special-needs child, please do be careful about moving to Nevada—the public school situation there, especially in Clark County, is not so great.

Yep, exactly. Same here.

Yeah, every time I read another article or blog post about how oral sex is the only thing that all women can agree on, yay oral sex, men who don’t perform oral sex are “effectively refus[ing] to give women orgasms from sex,” I feel like a bigger and bigger weirdo. I don’t want it. I don’t enjoy it. Stop trying to tell…

I know…that might actually be the best Jennifer Lopez story I’ve ever heard.

Wait—wtf kind of gorgeous paradise of a high school locker room is in that picture, anyway?? When has a school locker room ever once been that clean and well-lit?

And how exactly are your parents’ friends changing the world?

As others have pointed out, the server did not know they were driving until he stepped out to confront them. “But wait, are you driving?” is not a required question.

I really didn’t think it was going to be the margarita drunks! That’s the one that made me do the biggest slow-clap. I just saw winners all around. I foolishly imagined it was Pinkham’s Law-proof.

Could there also be a connection between women working fewer hours outside the home due to a likelihood of being the partner to take on more child-care responsibilities, and therefore not actually “working” “less” at all?

Obviously I realize that spending time with your loved ones and entertaining bring their own rewards, so I don’t want to seem too harsh in my response, but after reading that all I want to say is “STOP HOSTING THESE SEXIST INGRATES!”

Not a terrible person, darling, just crass. I’m sure your excellent qualities far outweigh your poor fart-management abilities.

On the subway? I hold it. Like a healthy adult with moderate control over my digestive system and a basic sense of courtesy. Accidents happen for everyone, of course, and another polite thing to do is overlook accidents—but a theatrical butt-lift/loud-tooting routine sure doesn’t sound like an accident. And there’s…

There’s an expectation of a base level of etiquette everywhere. “Don’t spray farts” is not reserved for the Fancee Places. It’s like please and thank you and cover your mouth when you sneeze. It doesn’t go under the heading of situational etiquette.

It’s the definition of “minimally civilized.”