If I waited 4 hours and got nothing but a factory tour, I would be FURIOUS. Bring me the crispy crab bites and leave me be!

Plus this was a male teacher. Ain’t no menopause gonna stop that biological imperative!

It’s not that she’s THAT close to becoming First Lady of the United States, but she’s close ENOUGH to it to make me really uncomfortable.

glad to hear that, but sorry you’re having a hard day with them. ugh.

I’ve seen owners chase customers on BEHALF of servers who have been stiffed. It happens. Good bosses want their employees to get paid.

Leukemia, frizz…we all have our crosses to bear.

But we can’t disregard

I’m going to think you’re ridiculous, need to get a life, and need to get the fucking nail polish remover out of reach of your toddler.

It’s entirely possible that Kim is never sober long enough to remember conversations about listing houses or packing them up. She is a full mess.

I’ve made cakes with both. I like oil-based just as well and sometimes better, because they tend to be more consistently moist than butter-based cakes, which can sometimes have a dry crumb. And then there are cakes made with specific oils like olive or sesame, where the flavor of the oil is just as important as its…

In this case we’re talking about someone with the resources of a huge corporation like ESPN behind her, and yet she seems to have gotten the short end of the stick with both makeup artist AND colorist. Could be a coincidence! But could also be a masterstroke of passive-aggressive revenge.

I should've been more of an Allen. Stay strong, Allen!

I have two friends who truly have the art of the mommy post down pat. Occasionally adorable, never cloying, usually just funny as shit. I frankly look FORWARD to their posts. The others, you know, whatev. I can’t hate on a photo of a sleeping baby.

Once a month? That’s hardly even enough to notice.

That’s demented. Why do people care? Are they so starved for any sense of agency that they must exert power in this pettiest possible way?

You've gotta stand up to the in-laws! Today it's no McHorny, tomorrow they'll demand to choose your china pattern and name your kids! NIP IT.

Seriously, what is that about?? I thought that petitions to get your name of the registry were for people who were convicted of doing things like having consensual sex with another adult in a parked car or something, not for people who rape children and then marry them. She is the reason for the sex offender registry.

I know, I looked at that first sentence and thought, how about "I don't usually wear makeup at all, due to…" "…the fact that I am just naturally a perfect-looking human"?

I'll have to try They're Real. I like Benefit in general, though I've never used their eye stuff. My previous favorite splurge mascara was Definicils, and it looks like They're Real is a few bucks less, so that's nice. I often wound up just using Almay, which is…entirely adequate. Preferable to forgetting mascara…

I'll have to try They're Real. I like Benefit in general, though I've never used their eye stuff. My previous…

thank you!!

thank you!!