Wow, Katie, true what they say about “everyone’s a critic.”

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

Well, now, I didn’t say that. But I also didn’t not say it.

So, Mariota is probably the Green River Killer.

No. That shit needs to die in a fire.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

This is a good story and the sentiments are laudable and understandable. But nobody is laying mushroom clouds on Gawker. Somebody inside Gawker's own office did that when they hit “Publish” thinking they were laying a mushroom cloud on Conde Nast.

Shut up.

Another side note: Fuck the Phillies

Derrick Rose: [pops ligament]

You have forgotten a few things. One, the money that you would use to buy the second fridge is going to be used up buying one of those swings that you put the kid in and then wind up and it goes back and forth and keeps the kid quiet for a couple of minutes. Two, the space in the garage where you would put the second…

BREAKING: Sven Goran Eriksson named MLS Commissioner.

The fact that the league is fun, steadily improving, and contains decent play is in spite of, not because of, its labyrinthine rules and single entity structure. We can appreciate the former and still criticize the latter.

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

Because you’re insufferable.

“Sure, it’s bullshit whenever any other teams get their stadium financed with public money, but with my team it’s totally different and the nice owners are operating in good faith.”

When I was 8 and my brother 14, we decided to try to catch the smoke from a smoke bomb in a ziploc bag while inside the house. We lit the smoke bomb, dropped it in the bag, immediately melted the bag and smoke immediately started filling the house and staining the carpet blue. We spent the next three hours trying to…

+1 Silent Spring

“I’m an Eagles killer, too.” - DDT