This is kinda dumb, but it made me laugh a lot.

Then meet your new friend:

As a Nats fan I would counter by asking how many more times he could strike out in Arlington than in Washington. Could he finally get to 200 this year?

Wait, would that mean the Ted couldn’t really have afforded the apartment after Robin moved out? Is anything real anymore?

Everyone, male and female, who runs 120 miles a week looks a bit sickly.

Of course, lots of people do live in cities.....

THOSE ARE ALL TELSAS RIGHT

Ok, but does the fact that I’ve heard of Bemidji State and Townson [sic, ironiclly] really make a difference? I know where Towson is becuase I live near it. I have no idea where Bemidji is at all, and know their name only because it’s fun to say. It’s not like their atlhletic prowess in whatever sport they’re good(?)…

According to the best story on truck driving I’ve ever read, backing up is hard:

Ah, fuck. I lost track of when the not-time out was called. If you look at the NFL’s play-by-play, they show 3 Lions timeouts in the 2nd quarter:

Count them on the play by play. Detroit challenged and lost in the 4th q.

Pole cleaner? You might want to consider jizz-mopping.

But how do you really feel?

it is just not a coincidence that the Giants and Jets play in the same city.

Right, that and the fact that people in those bribe-happy cultures hate paying fucking bribes for everything. They may live in a backward culture, but they still know they should be able to get the lights turned on without paying a bribe.

Great peice! Nice to have write-ups of the race by someone who understands the sport and isn’t illiterate (*cough* Letsrun *cough*)

Wow, England and The Netherlands? Are you Jozy Altidore? Because if so, you weren’t playing in England.

Baltimore was denied the expansion through the manuverings of....St. Art Modell! With a team in Baltimore, there would have been nowhere to threaten to go to.

Dude, the Redskins suck, and I hate them. But it’s bad enough that I have to listen to these idiots on the radio, and then read STeinberg transcribe them. Now I have to read you transcribe them too, just because you couldn’t come up with a better column idea?

“Fuck your ESPN/East Cost Bias”