You mean like Swansea the last time they were in the Europa League?

Why did this article happen? Is this like when cops pull people over at the end of the month so they can meet their quotas?

Deadspin: [loses boner]

Is there some sort of prize for what your record is after 8% of the season is finished? Because I bet the Mets are PSYCHED to get that right now.

Indeed! I, for example, once drove from Oakland to Beijing, just to see what color Red Square is, and never once felt the need to stop and switch drivers!

Nah. These guys are acting like buffoons, and deserve to be made fun of. And I like their team.

Plus the delightful and healthy air of an indoor track

Some glance over at the far turn which suddenly seems significantly farther. Was the track always this big?

Is that near the part where it says you can marry more than one person? Maybe near where it says you can't eat shellfish.

Any XYZ Affair reference will earn a star!

Not when it's covered in vomit. Then you should wash it.

Worse than that—the GRE has adaptive questions, so you can watch the questions get easier and easier, as the computer realizes you're a moron.

But that still just says they were at the party at some point.

So what? It's not like legos are designed to be Engineer Training Tool Toys. "Creative free play" has plenty of developmental and educational benefit, beyond some purely didactic STEM boot camp. Learning is different than training. Sheesh.

Without promotion and relegation, MLS will never reach world-class levels of racism.

I have no trouble believing any of this. The CAS's handling of the Pistorious case was similarly egregious. Here's a nice summary of that matter (hint: it wasn't just about an inspiring guy over coming his disability to kill a lady): http://sportsscientists.com/2011/12/scienc…

Note that Jan Vessely, himself a Washington-reject, came to this country with nothing but a hot girlfriend and amazing dunk videos. So you may be more correct than you imagine.

Yeah, it's my fault that the doctor allots no time to actually speak to a patient during my 9 minute appointment.

It doesn't bother me, but from those I know that do dislike it: the two-way traffic is high on the list, and so is the length and narrowness. Plus the horrific accidents that have happened periodically (the one where the boat trailer came off the car that was towing it leaps to mind).

Yeah, because a 50 page speech would really get people all hot and bothered these days.