Just curious; I’m not offended at all. In fact, if I actually cared about pro sports, I’d take a knee with you.

You know condoms aren’t 100% effective, right?

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

This is way off base and as an engineer who is obsessed with efficiency, Disney and ABC were definitely in the wrong and deserved to pay up.

He said one, stupid, inane comment and now he’s a fullon Trump supporter? Wow.

I was just at the grill and I tried this method. Everyone looked at me like I was fucking crazy and laughed at me while speaking Spanish, not realizing I also spoke Spanish. Now I have the reputation as the crazy one and no one will ever fuck with me here. Thank you, Chris.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

This is just the prisoner’s dilemma. Nothing new and nothing particularly indicative of “today’s society” more so than society in the last 50+ years. Neat though if you’ve not heard of the prisoner’s dilemma before.