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So, wait, it’s a “Work Truck” but it doesn’t have a single cab option and retails for over 40k? What ever happened to the simplest of work trucks: eight foot bed, 4x4, perhaps an available bluetooth connection if you’re feeling fancy? Is that what the Ram Classic is now?

I would hope the interior has improved at the very least, since the leather appears it may have actually come from a cow this time around, but even the newer models I was in two years ago at a Barrett Jackson event (A new Charger and Challenger, both Hellcats) were throwing warning lights like crazy. To be fair, they

Woah, hold up. You mean to tell me that Elon Musk, of all people, is only concerned with promoting himself and no one else? Holy. Shit. Someone should tell the world about this asshole! (< - - - Obvious sarcasm is hopefully obvious)

My mockery of the company aside (for now at least, come on), I just don’t see tossing more cash down as a worthwhile thing to do right now. Tesla saying “As soon as” for a delivery date sounds far too much like a cable company’s “between the hours of” line...and just as reassuring. 

Obvious Joke Question: “But Can It Turn Now?

Just another reason not to buy the collection it seems...well beyond Capcom only seeming to make collections instead of new games anymore of course. They’ll change whatever they want regardless, but I’ll always remember my fights against Duff McWhalen thank you very much!

Stop rewarding scalpers. More importantly, Stop rewarding Nintendo for this limited supply run BS. They keep releasing little trickles of a “machine” (generous term there, considering how little it actually does) that has fewer games than it should, considering their back catalog, and yet also costs more than it

The sight of Hereditary on this list is disappointing, almost as much as the movie itself. It had to be one of the most poorly-paced, horribly written movies I’ve ever seen. Harsh, I know, but the idea that (reportedly) an hour was cut from that slog of a film as it is was the only frightening thing about it. Even for

As someone who was ready to give up on the series even before Darth Vader/Yoda showed up, I’m amazed all the same that they still have the female fighters looking like this. Especially when they’ve done it better with alternate outfits in those same games.

“Can a [battle royale] mode survive behind such a big paywall?”

Don’t follow Blizzard anywhere: You’re just trading one money-grabbing scheme for another.

So we’ve got active car loan debt at an all time high, people who are taking out up to eight year loans just to be able to swing a vehicle they “need” (You don’t need a Platinum F-150 or Rubicon Wrangler, miss me with that bullshit) and now parents are buying $15k+ first cars for their kids?

I’m guessing that we’ll never see the cute little truck here. Instead, it will just be that damn “Not A Jeep” that Mahindra sells which I see lined up outside the place that also sells Polaris Slingshots and other assorted toys.

I had always assumed people buying new Cherokees were already selecting Mallhawks by default...

Haha. Yeah, I get that. Most folks here assume that their opinions are actually facts. It’s fun, for a time at least, to prove otherwise.

The idea appeals to me for sure, and I’ve done it in the past, but I think it just annoys me that you can’t just buy the car at whatever you configure it for instead of whatever the Hell they decide to gouge you on. For what it’s worth: I know why the dealers do it and the company allows it, but it never seemed right

That’s very true and, if I’m being totally honest, I’m too rotund (AKA Fat, haha) to fit in the Recaros that usually show up in the R anyway.

If you want the best Mustang money can buy, this isn’t quite it. You can visit your local Ford dealer, pick up a new GT350R for around $63,000, and you’ll have a more than capable canyon carver and track day toy. That car, with a 5.2-liter flat plane crank V8 that’s a love letter to the idea of internal combustion, is

I had noticed that myself, though I had hoped the more “hit piece” kind of articles wouldn’t be so frequent. Even in that case, I can go along with something like that if they at least try and be entertaining with them (such as “Meh Car Mondays”). This was just more of the “Haha! Prius’ suck! Real gearheads don’t buy

Very true. I tend to avoid the ones that seem too obviously baited, but I couldn’t resist this time around I suppose. I’d prefer that a car get mocked for what’s actually wrong with it, but here we are. In any case, Congratulations on the new ride!