That "Nomi on Red" isn't from a hostel in Copenhagen, is it?

I'm the best man at the first wedding I've ever participated in. Fancy-schmancy country club venue. Whole shebang probably cost in the low-to-mid six-figures. Weather is hot as fahk. As in pushing 100 degrees. And the groomsmen are all in black tuxes. I'm trying to minimize my time in the hot tux, so 5 minutes after…