lol, what? Under Obama ICE deported the fuck out of people. And also separated some families.
Obama deported more people than Bush. We need to stop pretending he was perfect, because while he was a million times better than the crusty orange fuck in office now he was by no means perfect. Hopefully the next few…

She spent decades pointedly refusing to investigate a single police killing in the entire state of California ... for her entire career.

But we already have a perfectly good London-set psychological horror-thriller. It’s called BBC Parliament.

Hopefully down a very, very short track. A police-state Democrat who used their minority identity as a shield for a system churning under however many poors were required to secure her own power is *not* what America needs right now. And, apparently, I’m not the only one who’s noticed.

This is going to be a shit show on the Left, and the Diaper Don is going to be insufferable when he's reelected. 

I know you’re trolling, but believe it or not some people would actually say that kind of thing seriously. What a world!

It does broaden her appeal in a general election, but may doom her in the primaries. 

and doesn’t advance any policy positions whatsoever

ICE weren’t running around doing the shit they’ve been doing lately under Obama. Their current agenda is based solely upon who’s currently in charge.

I’ll be voting for Kamala, Beto, Bernie, Liz or Joe...whomever wins the primary because there is only one correct answer on 11/3/2020.

Maybe true. But Kamala is the Ugandan Giant and that will gain her some WWE voters offsetting any Finnish-American vote leakage. 

“Kamala” means “horrible” in Finnish. This will cost her votes in the Finnish-American community.  Maybe that’s unfair, but that’s life.

Dear god, it’s early, and I’m definitely not ready yet.

As I said on the Root, I’m “hopeful” despite her centrists moves over the years.

If she’s not guilty, why is she running. Oh, sorry, sorry, force of habit.

Haha, on King Day even! Now that is some weapons-grade cynical bullshit right there.

Hard pass.

I dunno. Taking a child from it’s family for no reason they can fathom and then giving it to some other (potentially! we have no idea!) family seems pretty on-brand for these people.

In all honesty, the Quip toothbrush is a very good product.

...and great episodes to reminisce over...