But reading The Atlantic is.

Shame. Even in the twilight of his career, he’s still one of delete. 

wait, wouldn’t “tried a few episodes and just didn’t get into it” be the middle ground?

Welcome! In the before Gizmodo times, in the long long ago, all the What’s on Tonights were robust, and Jay S had Jeopardy recaps for all to enjoy. Franco would recap classic shows for our delight! It was better then, in the before times... I think I might remember you from back when we cursed Disqus? What fools we…

The problem with trucks is that the driving position is typically higher and closer to the dashboard than in lower cars. They are trying to cram the driver into a more upright space and legroom tends to suffer because of that. Contrary to what most people think, the longer and lower driving positions of sedans and…

Bring back the pizza sub, Subway, if you’re changing things up!

May you stay forever young

Who are the super geniuses who came up with this one?

Grant Morrison wrote an Animal Man comic called “The Coyote Gospel” in which an expy of Wile E. Coyote is a sort of Christ figure doomed to die over and over again so that God would stop letting his people suffer.

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.

When I grow up, I wanna be a True Detective. I want to glower at the world in misery and hide my pain with a swallow of cheap bourbon, while pushing away the woman who loves me. I’ll investigate the dark mysteries at the heart of the world and find a twisted reflection of myself in a foe whose animalistic impulses…

Sometimes I just get the need to raise my legions and crush Gaul. Updates of the ol’ jalopy are fine by me.

“English speaking people” didn’t even settle on automobile. In the UK (and Australia), they’re called cars.

While you may need cleats for flag football, you don’t need them for kickball. It isn’t like you are juking out the first baseman. 

I quit adult softball when I realized people didn’t realize it was a thin veiled excuse to crack jokes and drink. 

Gotta toe the party line!

Racism kills: MLK said it best:

Wuberg is Mr. Johnson’s shiftless college dropout son.

This feels like a rejected tale of interest.

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