No one subscribes or watches the inspirational videos she posts. Well maybe some people offering her money for her socks or uhm other garments. 

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I always thought 6:00 was a fairly normal time for adults to wake up. It’s not pleasant, but it’s not something I ever thought of bragging about.

The coup de grâce really is at the end when they are watching her old Peloton workout videos on the couch as if that’s completely normal.

Fun Fact: Stationary Bikes are among the worst machines for burning fat as they only activate your lower body and even then only specific muscle groups. For somebody trying to lose weight or get into better shape in general stationary bikes are some of the worse. A smaller woman on a stationary bike could burn as few…

Go fuck yourself.

Definitely. When K/D Ratio became the metric to value someone buy, the last part, “unselfish”, went right out the window. I think that is why I like playing games like Battlefield much more than Call of Duty or any other game where the stakes are much higher because of lower play count. I make up for my lack of high…

so winning means relying on internet strangers to be a.) competent, b.) good communicators, c.) serious about winning and d.) unselfish.

Exactly. I had a regular 4 banger ‘Stanger, and it was nothing like this. All raging 88hp of it.

#extracreamnosugar

My MIL is a social worker and I remember her telling me that a lot of former addicts get really into fitness because it gives them something to focus their energy on, essentially.

So....body shaming is ok if it’s a man with very public addiction issues seemingly trying to get healthy??

Not only does cutting out booze dramatically reduce your caloric intake, you suddenly have to find something to do to distract yourself. Pumping iron seems healthier than commenting on the internet...

of course the fans make her lesbian...

Has Jessie Graf made’s People’s “most beautiful people” list yet? She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo attractive.

I respect her more for this than anything she’s ever done before. Not that the bar was set very high... or at all.

I feel like everyone knows an adam levine. He’s the popular guy who’s super nice to [hot] girls. And all of your beautiful friends are like “What, he’s super nice!” and you’re like “He has literally never spoken to me once.”

That an adult conversation occurred on Twitter was news enough in itself, but that they also took full advantage of the unleashed character limits. Wow.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It’s super frustrating when you’re trying desperately to get on a point, and you see a Mcree or something standing right above it, just plugging away. Gotta take one for the team, bruh.