“This election is a study in how far you can take disturbing absurdities before they stop being funny.”

Just chilling on the beach behind my little privacy screen and Blammo—- fucking boar.

What the fuck is Captain America DOING???

Came here to get pissed about mocking bike riding police. Left here pleased after understanding the valid reasons why you took them down.

Then you weren’t better when it mattered. So... um yeah.

I thought it was a colostomy? My bad.

That’s a lot of white people. Like a lot.

2 words: Chuck Fucking Norris.

Especially when juiced to the gills and hiding illegal motors. O!

Isn’t that why swimming officials started forcing backstrokers to come up from underwater? Because their swimming underwater is actually faster than the backstroke, right?

This is actually a decent point.

Because they have to bounce it sometimes too!

Better than a fucking dolphin? Or a sailfish or a mako or a tuna?

Good. This notion that we need cops everywhere people gather has got to go. We’ll call you when we need you. (And hope you show up and don’t jump out of your tanks shooting the black people.)

Do me a favor and amend that last bullet. Something to the effect of...”He dies sad and alone with bizarrely ruptured knee caps, fractured into tiny pieces from his decades-long desperate attempts to kick himself in his own balls.”

Clyde’s probably ok with that and his ring and all.

Part of it has to be the fact that Curry and Thompson grew up rich kids and are now cheered on by a bandwagon of rich kids, right?

Is there a more unnecessary content needing machine than the fat gaping maw that is sports talk? This provides months of content. More after the break.

That show’s still on the air? Hm.

85 Bears and 91 Eagles Defenses were no joke though. Ryan deserves lots of credit for those squads.