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That's a…suggestive choice of words.

Beerghazi?

I like how he just threw "modest amount of golfing" in there.

Quick! Someone bring up Pogo while the iron's still hot!

From Mr. Fluffers, mostly.

I'm gonna take that literally, no one tell me I'm wrong.

Are they named Flanders?

If this isn't true, I don't want to know.

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…He isn't saying that in a fair society, men would just rape women whenever they want, right?

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

I predict this game will be the greetest! For no raisin.

He is a crafty consumer.

ESPECIALLY Lisa.
But ESPECIALLY Bart!

"Somebody gonna clean that up?"
"Ah'm on break."

For the rest of your days?

Kodos.

Don't you have a Newton?

What, you don't just skip through all the talky bits?

I think it's just that everyone wants to say something about trans issues after Jenner came out.