You joke, no?

Maybe he was wearing Kevlar?

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

As long as they’ll have me, I’ll keep putting these pieces up.

Seems like a good time for this. Never forget.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

Shut up Chris Kluwe.

CTE is real, folks.

Driving an RV is sports, imo

This reminds me of the ancient proverb: when you jackoff in public, don’t get mad when someone tells you that you got a tiny dick.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!