Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

It’s a real kick in the nuts.

you’re taking this commenting thing a bit too seriously.

Ted Cruz: Still married to my first wife

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer

“Ted Cruz- never implied he wanted to have sex with his daughter”

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

“junior collenge” —When a 4 yr Collenge was too much of a chollenge

your mom goes to junior collenge.

you go to a junior collenge

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba?

I’m surprised Adams likes One Punch Man. After all, he hated it’s prequel, One Kick Man.

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Did not know this! Deadspin, give me a hawt article on this guy please!

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

This is an utterly lukewarm take.

Did you just all lives matter me