Wrong. Kinda.

Those aren't studded tires, they're bracelets for a goth elephant.

I want some.

Great call. Detroit-style pizza is delicious and Buddy's invented it.

Not taking advantage of optimal drift conditions

Drive a frilly roofed Fiat with a giant cartoon snowman in the driver's seat sitting sideways.

A good start would be pouring, then igniting petrol on your windscreen in an effort to de-ice. I'm sure some gombeen out there has made an attempt at it, though.

I would love to shop for a 911 for you..of course I might have to test it out...you know, for quality control and all. :D

10/10 would buy a new car just to use these tips.

That is, actually, an excellent question...and one the product planning team probably loses sleep over every night. Does the market for these things replenish at the rate at which it is depleted? Hard to say...even I once really wanted one...I'm not old now, but honestly for the money there's cars I'd rather have. …

obligatory music video

Wait... is THAT what a dutch oven is supposed to look like?? I've been doing it wrong...

VW GTI.

That seems to be a common theme here at jalopnik.

Or alternatively, the Fiesta ST, if you want it to be even more affordable, if a bit more cramped.

Hi.

Wow! That's as logical and simple as figuring out which engine your AMG63 has! ;)

No...I'm sorry, but Vinsetta is horribly overrated IMO...Union Woodshop is a million times better than Vinsetta.

The Henry Ford is pretty cool; Greenfield Village might be a bit chilly, but there is more to see there than can be covered in a day.

Man. Now I really wanna visit Detroit. I only wish my family felt the same (wife and 2 dependants). Maybe this summer I can go. Have fun all who are fortunate to attend!