Trying to find something to post I stumbled upon this image. I can't think of any funnier caption other than "Woah."

A morbid one:

Eddie Griffin crashing an Enzo.

They've done it before...

When asked for comment, Heman Munster said "I love the read end styling."

All this time and no Orlove joke yet?

Guy in background:

VW:

I would agree with you, but the Tacoma, Tundra, Frontier, and Titan don't exactly burn up the sales charts either.

My buns are ready?

Losing its the first step to winning. Or something.

Why is the hood actually on?

Agreed. The people quickly become almost as entertaining as the driving.

Don't overdrive, and you won't hurt your tires.

If you're new, you have zero chance of winning no matter what you're in. You're not there to win, you're there to have fun. If you want to pursue winning, you can do that after you get some practice in.

There was an E-class out at the last event of the year last year. Looked surprisingly composed. Just borrow it and bring it back freshly washed.

I've been autocrossing for 16 years, maybe 300 events, and have seen 4 incidents.

If you're looking at a specific event, there is always the e-mail address of the event chair at the bottom. If they can't answer themselves, they will know who can.

Slow, understeering cars are actually the quickest way to learn. You absolutely need to choose correct lines and not overdrive to milk every last bit out of the car. That all transfers later into faster cars that tend to cover up mistakes.

Most regular autocrosses are like $25-$45.